Posted tagged ‘Obama’

Tea Partiers. STILL about the stupidest motherfuckers who ever lived.

May 23, 2010

::: blink, blink :::

I know I talked about this before, but it bears repeating. I read this sign a few times with my mouth hanging open…proof positive that one can become stupefied by stupidity. Maybe that’s what these folks are going for? I don’t know. I DO know that these were the same assholes who sat with their thumbs up their apolitical butts whilst the previous administration initiated and escalated two concurrent wars-for-profit that made a small cadre of elites rich at the expense of several countries, including this one. I also know that they are LARGELY responsible for this chick’s continued relevance. 

Sarah Palin, pre-$50K makeover, no doubt in the middle of saying something incredibly stupid.

Sarah Palin stepped down from governing Alaska in the midst of a national economic crisis to hitch her moosey wagon to the Tea Party’s star and publicly admonish the President to do his job. Seriously. THAT was her plan. She quit to criticize Obama and promote her book.  Here’s what I said about that on Teh Twitteh. Parenthetically – if she insists on not fading quietly into obscurity (and she does),  can we at LEAST stop calling Sarah Palin a “pageant queen”? She won Miss Congeniality. MISS CONGENIALITY. Hell, I could win Miss Congeniality, right now, sitting here in my funky ole t-shirt and pajama pants with the hole in the crotch. I’m just saying. (Oh, and here’s the sister woman who beat her ass swept the talent portion of the Miss Alaska pageant and was crowned  Miss Alaska 1984.  Go on ahead and smirk. I am.)

Maryline Blackburn. Singer. Model. Democrat.

 One thing I’m glad about? It took the tea baggers and their more violent, extremist ”fringe” (I’d say “core” was more accurate, but okay…) to shock mainstream media out of its reluctance to call them what they are: xenophobic, anti-intellectual, racist, reactionary, anti-progress and most emphatically un-American. Oh, and stupid. Really, REALLY fucking stupid. Did I say that already? Eh. One more time couldn’t hurt.

Lisa Solod Warren can’t tell her mixed-race Black fokes apart.

December 16, 2009

Filing under “W” for “White lady, sitchoassdown”: Ms. Warren thinks that Tiger Woods and Barack Obama (!) have been done in by their big, Black hubris. Here’s an excerpt:

It is tragic when an icon falls. When a black icon stumbles the tragedy seems doubly problematic.

Funny, she doesn’t sound so sorry. You can actually hear the glee in that sentence. Really, read it. See? Oh, and this:

Both men are of mixed race. Yet the majority of the country, including black Americans, sees them as black. That’s not a bad thing. Except when such men of intelligence and talent, men who have such influence and power, can’t help but succumb to the age old twins of greed and power. Although each has risen from ordinary beginnings to be at the top of their field but now things don’t look so good for either of them.

Hmmm. While I could really go in here about  (White) mainstream media’s defense of  Tiger’s right to not self-identify as Black (half, quarter, or whatevs)  versus Barack Obama’s self-identification as the Black son of a White mother from the start, I won’t.  (I will note that it is interesting that Warren states that lots of people see Tiger Woods as Black, and many glom whatever negative notions that they have about Blackness onto him the same as they would any Black person – including her.) There are things that my current chosen path no longer permit me to say or do. Like shout, “Oh, bitch, PUH-LEEZ!” and slash a person’s tires.  I feel like it would be more satisfying to do these things than engage in discussion with Ms. Warren about all the neo-liberal racist fail in this piece.   HuffPo is really doing a number on my ulcer in 2009.

UPDATE: If you wanna read a good and extended critique of Warren’s piece, Sister Toldja’s got one.

These are about the stupidest motherfuckers who ever lived.

September 15, 2009

I have. NO words.

Oh, Keith Olbermann. You SEXY bitch.

September 11, 2009

So Joe Wilson - and anybody else who would deny sick/dying undocumented immigrants and their children health care – is an asshole.  The racism woven throughout the loudest conservative critique of the Obama Administration is also fairly apparent in Wilson. These days, when I’m running a racism check, I look at people’s faces when they’re screaming. (I’m serious. Look at the faces of some of these foaming-at-the-mouth town hall screamers/first day of school speech ranters, and tell me that they don’t look like Selma 1956. ) This anti-Obama sentiment from a small but vocal minority, less than a year into his first term, is disheartening to me on levels.  Although I will say that Wilson’s ass-hattery did inspire THE BEST Side-Eye Triple Play I have ever witnessed.

Beautiful.

Beautiful.

 

Another bonus: Keith Olbermann got more pissed.  The man who I developed a bebe media crush on for being the ONLY mainstream media talking head to nut the fuck up and call critics of Van Jones racist after his resignation is now my Talking Head Cat Daddy.  That’s right, I said it. Olbermann could get it. I will steam those glasses up so good he won’t be able to see straight for a month. Old White Hippie Game Propa. :D

Dear Senator Sessions: Please consider a home enema.

July 28, 2009

 

We suspect that you may have some decades-old Jim Crow Brand beef rotting away in your racist colon! 

You might wanna take care of that, dear.

Smooches!

- The Management

I stand with Sotomayor

Case Study: White Repudiation and Sonia Sotomayor

June 7, 2009

Obama Supreme CourtWhile I hate to generalize, I think it’s safe to say that, at this point, we all know who the people pictured above are. 

In fact, it seemed that by last week, everybody knew who Judge Sonia Sotomayor was.  The brilliant daughter of Puerto-Rican immigrants, raised by her hard-working widowed mother in gritty Soundview in the 1960s.  The trailblazing Princeton graduate, and former editor of the esteemed Yale Law Review. Not merely respected, but held in awe by her peers and colleagues. Not to mention, this was the woman who a friend of mine has stated should be canonized upon her passing by the Catholic Church as the Patron Saint of Baseball.  (He’s a lapsed Catholic, so I’m assuming he was at least half-joking…but Yankees fans are also notoriously half-crazy, so let me just hush. :D ) In fact, Sonia Sotomayor’s story is so much the embodiment of the cliched American dream that I’m giving homegirl a Possum Stew High Fievel.

 
There are nooo cats in Ah-meh-ree-ca and the streets are paved with chee-eese..."

"There are nooo cats in Ah-meh-ree-ca and the streets are paved with chee-eese..."

  You’d think that a pick as stellar as Judge Sotomayor would have been lauded across the board, right?  I mean, she’s such a shining example of that whole Horatio Alger, hard-work-merit-blah-blah lie, right? This woman’s success – nay, triumph – over difficult circumstances, double-strike prejudice and an economically-challenged background is nothing less than extraordinary, right?  So everybody shoulda been out in the streets hooting and doing their own versions of the Fiqah Happy Dance, right? I mean…right?

 :::  cue crickets and rolling tumbleweeds ::: 

SIGH. I reeeeeally gotta stop playing this Pollyanna Glad Game shit.  Because shortly after President Obama announced Sotomayor as his SCOTUS pick to replace retiring Justice Souter, the Stereotype Bullshit Parade began.  Almost instantly, conservative pundits began howling at Obama’s “obvious” attempt to pander to his Latino constituents by selecting Sotomayor, who they dismissed without so much as a cursory glance at her bio or curriculum vitae.  Stealth racism – in the form of coded descriptors – began popping up in discussion of Sotomayor (whose name was also routinely butchered by talking heads and guest panelists alike – no links, too pissed, search Jeffrey Rosen).  She was deemed “not smart enough,” “emotional”,  with a “gruff” and “bullying” manner.  And, lest they be pegged as racist and sexist, Newt Gingrich trotted out the old tired “reverse racism”  (because it’s only supposed to go ONE way) Oppressed White Man meme on Twitter. Basically, Gingrich said  that Sotomayor’s statement in 2001 to be more qualified to judge some situations than a White male would be was racist and outrageous. Translation: “The brown people are in the building! Ring the alarm!” (Aaannnd once again, I wish I had more than two eyes to roll.  Sotomayor would be one of five justices who wasn’t a White male to ever sit on the Supreme Court.  Since 1789.  Irrational White fears of brown folks exacting “getback” make me laugh until I pee myself…good times.)

And what of the liberals?  Not much improvement there. Below, an excerpt from an article published at liberal-leaning Politico (blurb courtesy of Media Matters; the original has been updated)

However, the fact that Sotomayor is a Latina could also present a political challenge for Republicans. Senators from the GOP, which has suffered from an internal rift over immigration issues and problem-plagued efforts to reach out to Hispanics, will have to decide how directly and sharply they want to attack a Latina single mother whose confirmation to the court is virtually certain.

Latina. Single. Mother.  This label – and all of the unfair stigma that accompanies it - arrives courtesy of the SUPPOSEDLY “friendly to PoC”  liberal side. Nary a grown child nor a crumb-snatcher in sight, but. Latina. Single. Mother.  And just as the liberal side was poo-pooing those always racist conservatives, this allegedly-liberal li’l attempt at satire in pops up in The Oklahoman

 

With friends like these...:"liberal" critique of conservatives on Sotomayor

With friends like these...:"liberal" critique of conservatives on Sotomayor

 Initially, what really bothered me about the Sotomayor furor was the fact that no one seemed to be objecting to anything about her that made sense.  Like her track record (excluding, of course, Ricci v. DeStefano)! Last week, the only thing I really knew about Sotomayor was that she had been appointed/recommended by people with political agendas that I roundly despise: Bush the Elder appointed her to her first district court position, and Senator Moynihan (of the report) loves her. A quick review of her rulings revealed that her stance is often too moderate/centrist for my taste…but, then again, if you’re a brilliant woman of color, running around with your fist up shouting “REVOLUTION!” can definitely put a damper on your career.  Finally, I was and still am concerned about appointing a practicing Catholic to the SCOTUS at a time when a sitting President is heckled during a university commencement ceremony for his pro-choice stance, and when choice is being attacked in the most extreme manner possible in this country.  

The  tone and nature of the critical hailstorm that followed the POTUS’s annoucement took a LOT of us on the blogging side of race activism by surprise.  Judge Sotomayor is actually beyond capable, brilliant, and worthy of a seat on the Supreme Court of the United States.  And yet, ungrounded dismissals of her sterling qualifications continue. That whole “Latina single mother” meme is still in circulation, only this time it’s Sotomayor’s mother – a WIDOW who raised two bright kids who grew up to be a judge and a doctor (Sotomayor’s younger brother)   - being labelled.  Not to mention the fact that she’s “emotional” and “bullying” and “not smart enough.”  In spite of being just about the flipside of every stereotype these assholes can pull out of the woodwork, Sotomayor is routinely reduced to the stereotypical fiery, loud, ig’nant Puerto Rican  chick from the Bronx.  (Or MEXICAN, since “Latino” defaults to “Mexican” in the American racism framework.) 

The phenomenon I have deemed White repudiation* is evidenced with devestating clarity in the case of Judge Sotomayor.   White repudiation can be viewed as the “policing” arm of the White racist hegemonic sociopolitical structure.  Exhibit A:the first round of attacks against Sotomayor rested firmly on racist and sexist preconceptions.  Exhibit B:even when presented with evidence to the contrary, the reliance upon stereotypes to justify biased criticism of Judge Sotomayor remained.  In spite of her extraordinary talents and above-and-beyond qualifications, a lot of White folks still look at Judge Sotomayor and see an “affirmative action hire.”  Why?  Because any hegemony dictates that the group in the dominant position is always positioned at the top of the hierarchy…even when they indisputably do not deserve to be there.  No qualified White male was in the final running because there was no comparably-qualified White male.  Really. It’s more than a little disturbing that in this “post-racial” Black POTUS nation in 2009, there are still some people out there who find it impossible to wrap their minds around that.  But White repudiation, as a form of prejudice, is a logic-defying, fact-denying, fundamentally-absurd phenomenon.  

I know without a doubt that this sexist and racist nonsense will continue until Justice (yup, said it!) Sotomayor is confirmed.  Until then, dear readers, I’m gonna take a lesson from the always entertaining Liza Sabater of Culture Kitchen and fight stupid with fire.

 reversinurracism

(* Term “White repudiation” was coined after extensive back and forth with The Cruel Secretary about how best to name the kray-kray; special hat-tip to her.)

Represent!: The Black Snob for Michelle Obama

February 26, 2009

I love The Black Snob.  Ms. Belton never disappoints. Read this this morning and laughed ever-so out-loudly. 

 

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WORD. :)

I. Am. ROLLING!

October 12, 2008

I have been busy unpacking and otherwise organizing my life/trying not to go insane, so I have been neglectful.  BUT – I loves you guys, and I wanted to keep you laughing, because Lord knows we could all use some of that right about now. (Not to harp on this whole global economy collapse thing, but I went to three different supermarkets this week and noticed bare shelves.  Bare. Shelves. Why?  Because the price of everything is sky-rocketing, so people are buying all their stuff in bulk while they can still afford to buy food, period.  I’m jealous of anyone who doesn’t buy their groceries with cash right now.)  Anyway, to that end, I offer the following items:

  1. The fabulous AJ Plaid is now a regular contributor to Pundit Kitchen! She has a following and the whole shebangabang!  I’m pleased as punch for her, and I invite all of you to check out some of her stuff.  My FAVORITE is below. 

 

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 2.  Also, I HAD to share this with everyone!  I have been replaying it for like, an hour now.  QUICK ASIDE TO MY MORE ENLIGHTENED FRIENDS AND READERS - I know that it’s not okay to respond to ignorance with ignorance, and the liberal usage of the word “bitch” in this clip is going to offend some of you.  Still…I think we can all kinda relate.  Ladies and jellyspoons, I present to you…Racism in the Elevator!

Best Faux-Bama Ad EVER!

September 18, 2008

Hat tip to Pamela (AKA Bad Pamma Jamma) for passing this on.  I still think there should have been one of these for the Hilster after the “Bitches Get Stuff Done!”  SNL skit.

The Trouble with Diva, Part I

August 4, 2008

Let me just begin this piece by stating first that I do not now, nor have I ever, considered myself a diva. Not in the original sense of the word (which, by the way, actually translates messily from the Italian as “goddess” and once-upon-a-time-ago designated a woman of extraordinary vocal talent – someone so resplendent in her element that she couldn’t have possibly been a mortal), nor in any of its modern derivations.   The first time someone called me a diva was over half my life ago.  The label I would eventually come to hate fell from the sparkly, fabulous lips of a Black drag queen, a crowd-rouser at my very first AIDS walk in 1993.  I was the only other Black person there, and at 15, I was standing – very much by myself, surrounded by strangers and nervous but outwardly aloof - at the starting line eager to help the cause.  I think the sight of me there kinda touched her, as our community is notoriously un-LGBT/queer friendly. (She also informed my mother, who was waiting for me on a park bench several feet away, that her daughter was “fee-yuhs.”)  This was my first encounter with a rill live sistagirl drag queen in a world that was becoming increasingly more receptive to the idea (I think that my favorite glamazon RuPaul had just hit the mainstream) of sistagirl drag queens.  

Since that day, I have been called a diva more times than I care to recount here. Lovingly, in jest, in earnest, and every shady place in between.  I have been called a diva – with love – by people within LGBTQ communites of color.  It is a term of endearment, and since at thirty, I am fluent in sistagirl drag queen-speak and banji-boy-anese (yes, I made those terms up), I know that it’s all love when I hear it from my LGBTQ buddies.  It remains a prickly term to me, though, because like all labels,  it can be turned in an instant from complimentary to deragatory.  You see, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve noticed that the admiration behind the term can often mask resentment towards the diva in question.  (As I’m  a straight-talker, the discursive tricks of the passive-aggressive irritate me – and I’m very quick to tell just about anybody just where they can stick their back-handed compliments.)   Because the flip side of Diva – its subtext and possible evil twin – is Sapphire.  (PLEASE follow the link; Dr. Pilgrim includes a fantastic blurb about Michelle-Obama-as-Sapphire that, light of recent press, is worth looking at.)

Please take a moment to let that stew a bit.  I’m gonna talk about it more later.  What do you think?

Wonkette’s Dream New Yorker Cover and the Racist Assholes Who Killed it for Me.

July 21, 2008

I love Wonkette, and I have since their classic skewering of George Allen and the “macaca” incident two years ago. (Moment for a tangent - God,  what a charmer that guy was.  Way to blow your shot at the presidency, dickhead. I digress.)  And this hypothetical McCain New Yorker cover ( by Jeremy Glass and done, obviously, in response to the Obama cover, as it parallels brilliantly with all the overtly racist elements found there) is hilarious – THAT’S satire done right. However, I have been consistently disturbed by some of what is allowed under the wire in their post comments, particularly the semi-filtered malicious racism evident in comments on a lot of the race-related posts. Seriously, someone actually made a “suckee suckee” reference.  SEVERAL! Jayzus. Repeat after me, kids: someone else skewering – intelligently – racism DOES NOT open the floor for YOU to be a racist jerk in the name of “satire.”  Fuck a duck.

Okay, NOW it’s sexism?: Ms. and the Obama New Yorker Cover

July 16, 2008

SIGH…I’m kinda exhausted from talking about the now-infamous New Yorker cover (no direct links to pics, y’all all know what the hell it looks like) at this point.  I recommend that any readers who would like to join a REALLY interesting discussion about it read AJ Plaid’s cross-post and comments.  (Also, she is fabulous - do yourself a favor and check out her blog.  Yes, that was yet another plug.) 

But I wanted to take a moment to explore what has to be one of the oddest tangental riffs EVER.  I’m talking about Ms. magazine’s coverage of the feminist outcry over the New Yorker cover.  This was brought to my attention by a friend of mine (a White anti-racist and feminist activist) who sent an e-mail to a group of similarly-minded friends asking us to explain to her how the cover was blatantly sexist.  I was confused about the angle too, but then it dawned on me that feminists of color in general (and Black feminists in particular) have been outraged for months about some White feminists deafening silence in regards to the conflation of racism and sexism in attacks against Michelle Obama.  I guess the idea is to show that they’re coming around.  The vehemence of the reaction to the cover reminds me of one of my favorite slapstick film cliches: the person who has fallen asleep in their chair during a stage performance is startled awake, and - still dazed and not completely aware of what is happening around them - applauds the performance vigorously. 

No one around them is fooled.

Mmmm-hmmmm.

More scary, racist anti-Obama bullsheist.

June 17, 2008
 

The new racist, anti-Obama fashion statement


 

Dallas Morning News


It seems not everyone in the Republican Party is sticking to the message and helping to portray the party as modern and, well, not racist.

At the Texas Republican Convention this past weekend, the Dallas Morning News‘ Trail Blazers blog reports, one vendor was selling the pin that appears with this post. (If you can’t see the photo, the pin reads, “If Obama is President… will we still call it The White House?”)

The Assassination Exhibit, Part III

June 15, 2008

 Alright, I promise that this will be all she wrote.  I already covered this, and I’m kinda sick of Arboleda and his posturing.  Over the weekend, a friend pointed out that while I referenced Robert Mapplethorpe in the post, I did not reference the artist I adore for taking Mapplethorpe to task for the exploitative racism found in  Black Book: the Bronx’s own Glenn Ligon. This is art-as-message-and-visual-metaphor done properly. 


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