Archive for the ‘Racism, non-malicious’ category

Barack Obama’s “dwindling sex appeal”: the penis and the POTUS

October 9, 2010

Two years and some change (or, depending on who you ask, nearly three years and NO change) into his presidency, Barack Obama’s policies have upset and disappointed me. I had high hopes for a President who had spent so much of his youth abroad, who was brilliant and refined, an elegant and unapologetic intellectual. In spite of Obama’s initially robust and repeated promises,  my government is still heavily embroiled in simultaneous wars for profit in the Middle East and only recently began military pull-out in Iraq. Military drone strikes – part of the increasingly nebulous Bush Administration legacy dubbed the”War on Terror”  – continue in Pakistan, killing civilians and alliesGuantanamo Bay is still open, and doesn’t appear to show any serious signs of closing, either.

I have watched the president I helped vote into office soft-pedal domestic issues like increased border security, tighter immigration restraints, and basic social services for undocumented immigrants, all in the name of reaching out to an ever-obstinant group of conservatives.  A group who had decided in November 2008 that he could do no right, and stood aside as their supporters proclaimed Obama a chimera of a bogeyman: closet socialist, fascist, and a Nazi. I have watched blatant and arguably racist acts of disrespect aimed at Obama take place on the Congressional floor.  I have watched as Sarah Palin stepped down early from her governance post in the midst of a national economic crisis, and trotted around the country with the Tea Partiers,  openly admonishing the President to “do your job.” I have watched with frustration and growing anger as Obama, seemingly in the name of diplomacy and “getting along”, pandered to folks who didn’t vote for him the first time around, and absolutely will not be doing so in 2012.   I know what it is to feel at least a little let down by the President, a man whose mind I so admire. Simply put, I voted for his brain. (Want more? Sure, ya do! Go here and read the rest.)

A Dream Deformed: Glenn Beck marches on Washington

August 30, 2010

   

 Saturday, August 28, 2010 was an extraordinary day here in the United States.  The date marked the 55th commemoration of the lynching death of Emmitt Till. It also was the 47th anniversary of Martin Luther King’s incredible “I Have A Dream” speech, which was arguably the single most important moment in the Civil Right’s movement of the 20th century.  And on Saturday,  Glenn BeckSarah Palin, and a host of other conservative politicians and political  figures including   Michele Bachmann  and (sigh) Alveda King gathered with hundreds of thousands of their conservative supporters for a “non-political” rally on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial.  (Beck insisted that the date selection was purely coincidental.)  I watched with equal parts outrage, sadness and amusement as the Restoring Honor march/rally/hullaballo-making unfolded on Saturday. With so many politicians spear-heading and keynoting the event, if promoting a political agenda wasn’t the goal, then what was? (Do you want more? Heck yeah, ya do! Go, read, enjoy!)

Every time Glenn Beck cries, an angel gets its wings. So kick him in the shins.

Laughing Racism: Beyond the #browntwitterbird

August 21, 2010

Last week, an article in Slate entitled ”How Black People Use Twitter: The latest research on race and microblogging”   caused a  bit of a stir and some moments of sheer hilarity on Twitter and in the Black blogosphere.  The piece’s incomplete research and (unintentionally) racist and insulting tone  was noted and brought to the attention of the author himself both on Twitter and on personal blogs.  Author Farhad Manjoo’s 6-month surveillance of the Twitter habits of young Black people smacked of virtual cultural tourism.   (By the way, Manjoo defended his article, stood by his theory and flawed research, and as of this write-up, hasn’t changed his tune one whit. )

Adding insult to injury, Manjoo’s piece featured a brown redux of the classic blue (but possibly racially White, apparently) Twitter bird as a brown, oversized-cap wearing bird holding a mobile device.  (Wanna read more? Of course you do!  Click away!)

DAMN, that’s racist!

 

Pasttime Paradise: Down-Home Racism In “Post-Racial” America

June 19, 2010

I recently had the pleasure of visiting New Orleans for the very first time.  Having grown up in South Florida,  the city by the river was intriguing, but not as big a draw for me as the metropolises that grace the Eastern seaboard. Going to New Orleans – with its similar swamps, oppressive torpor, casual appropriation of local Native American culture, and alligator jerky – sounded about as appealing as hanging out with a rowdy, sweaty cousin. However, years of being regaled with tales of every manner of fun that could be had in the Big Easy had intrigued me. NO ONE comes home without an epic anecdote.  More than one jaded and well-travelled New Yorker in my circle got that faraway look in their eyes talking about New Orleans.   My recent desire to explore the regional diversity of Southern cultures (I blame True Blood) and shake off some one-horse-town dust pretty much sealed the deal.  So, with a deep breath and a few mouse clicks, I was ready to go.   

And New Orleans didn’t disappoint. From the start, I was smitten: by the architecture, the streetcars, the museums, the sweetness of the regional drawl, the overpriced souvenir shops, the heavenly food, the decidedly French celebration of debauchery, and (sweet merciful McGillicutty!) the take away cup.  By the second day of my trip I was calculating moving and living expenses. (Really. I was.)  These were the thoughts that danced merrily in my little tourist head as I strolled down Chartres Street on my way from viewing the grounds of the Saint Louis Cathedral.  I was feeling better than I had in weeks, maybe even months.  So I was most unprepared to meet one resident of New Orleans who I would not soon forget.         

This is Nola Mae.        

        

 Nola Mae is the “flagship” doll of the Big Lips: “The Better To Kiss You With”  New Orleans Doll Company collection by New Orleans-based artist Jamie Hayes.   The Big Lips dolls, which are “inspired by Nola Mae”, come in a range of flesh and hair tones. They all feature large round eyes and brightly colored outsized lips, sometimes with teeth.  There are brides, grooms and even tux boys.  Hayes, who counts Vincent Van Gogh among his influencers,  favors unusual designs and exceptionally bright tones and shades in all his work.  His unique style lends itself beautifully to just about anything with a Mardi Gras theme.  The sense of childlike whimsy evident in the prints almost made me smile.           

Inside the gallery

"King Mardi Gras" by Jamie Hayes

"Star Kitty" by Jamie Hayes

 Almost.          

       

To make sure I wasn’t imagining this upsetting showcase of non-malicious racism*  I decided to get some outside feedback.   I attached a picture of the Nola Mae doll and sent it via IM to a friend who I value for his cool-headed objectivity. His response:   

Him: WHAT THE FUCK         

 Him: Where did you find that at           

Me: Yeah…           

Me: At a gallery.           

Him: was it a Klan gallery             

Him: that’s some racist shit             

Him: is this something you bought             

Me: ROFF! No, an artist here makes them.             

Me: And get this: dude is colorblind. So I feel like an ass for feeling like this is kinda really racist.             

Him: bullshit             

Me: No, he is. He can’t see color.             

Him: BULLSHIT             

Me: It’s really bugging me.             

Me: I don’t want to think about it while I’m trying to enjoy my stay here.             

Him: knock something out when you get home             

Him: DAMN that’s racist            

Although I agreed, it would have been facile for me to dismiss some of these works as deliberately racist.  I decided that it was a good idea to see what I could learn about the man behind Nola Mae.    

    

 Hayes’ simultaneous assertion of color blindness and admission of being “a bit of a fibber” notwithstanding, I do think that subconscious, non-malicious racism is responsible for the more racially troubling visual elements of his work. Hayes, a son of New Orleans, in all likelihood grew up with these images all around him, on products and in advertisements.  Hayes may have absorbed – but never bothered to critically examine – these images.  So while Hayes genuinely have no clue as to where his inspiration for Nola Mae came from, I think I have some idea.   

Sigh.

 With her large round eyes, exaggerated lips and beribboned braids, Nola Mae is a textbook example of the classic pickaninny caricature, our very own stateside version of the Golliwogg.  There’s even an accompanying children’s book cataloguing her adventures. (I couldn’t bring myself to buy the book, not even for research.  Apparently, Nola Mae does three special things in it, and if those things have anyting to do with singing, dancing, or chicken and watermelon, my head will explode. It’s worth noting that, per Hayes himself, Nola Mae came years before the book.)  I wasn’t surprised to discover that the Big Lips and Voodoo dolls are  best-sellers. I heard more than one coing visitor describe the dolls as “adorable”  and ”precious.”  An interesting and telling theme that has coalesced around the pickaninny is the idea that these images - grotesque, dehumanized and occasionally sexualized images of Black children - are “cute.”   Not offensive, not racist, not disturbing and unwholesome.  Cute. Similarly “quaint” and “charming” postcards with images of Mammy, Tom and Rastus  litter just about every souvenir shop in the French quarter, and according to one of the store owners I asked, they’re quite popular with tourists.**     

The fact that there has been a healthy market for the consumption of these images since their inception almost two centuries ago belies declarations  of  a “post-racial” modern society.  What has emerged instead is a diabolically sophisticated narrative that combines tenets of  “color blindness” and “tolerance” with post-racialism.  The result: a system of rhetorical gaslighting that permits individuals to indulge in the most blatant kinds of old-school racism  while simultaneously denying its existence. Postcards featuring stereotypical depictions of Black women, men and children aren’t racist, toxic and harmful; they’re “cute” and enjoyable, a nice takeaway for nice hard-working folks who probably voted for Obama, and might even have a Black friend.     

The more things change…     

 

 *I define non-malicious racism as unintentional, subconscious, and/or non-violent racism. This isn’t to suggest that its effects are neutral – they clearly aren’t.    

** The owner I spoke with also informed me that, while her store doesn’t carry “lynch” postcards, they are often requested by tourists.  Read more about them here.

Tea Partiers. STILL about the stupidest motherfuckers who ever lived.

May 23, 2010

::: blink, blink :::

I know I talked about this before, but it bears repeating. I read this sign a few times with my mouth hanging open…proof positive that one can become stupefied by stupidity. Maybe that’s what these folks are going for? I don’t know. I DO know that these were the same assholes who sat with their thumbs up their apolitical butts whilst the previous administration initiated and escalated two concurrent wars-for-profit that made a small cadre of elites rich at the expense of several countries, including this one. I also know that they are LARGELY responsible for this chick’s continued relevance. 

Sarah Palin, pre-$50K makeover, no doubt in the middle of saying something incredibly stupid.

Sarah Palin stepped down from governing Alaska in the midst of a national economic crisis to hitch her moosey wagon to the Tea Party’s star and publicly admonish the President to do his job. Seriously. THAT was her plan. She quit to criticize Obama and promote her book.  Here’s what I said about that on Teh Twitteh. Parenthetically – if she insists on not fading quietly into obscurity (and she does),  can we at LEAST stop calling Sarah Palin a “pageant queen”? She won Miss Congeniality. MISS CONGENIALITY. Hell, I could win Miss Congeniality, right now, sitting here in my funky ole t-shirt and pajama pants with the hole in the crotch. I’m just saying. (Oh, and here’s the sister woman who beat her ass swept the talent portion of the Miss Alaska pageant and was crowned  Miss Alaska 1984.  Go on ahead and smirk. I am.)

Maryline Blackburn. Singer. Model. Democrat.

 One thing I’m glad about? It took the tea baggers and their more violent, extremist ”fringe” (I’d say “core” was more accurate, but okay…) to shock mainstream media out of its reluctance to call them what they are: xenophobic, anti-intellectual, racist, reactionary, anti-progress and most emphatically un-American. Oh, and stupid. Really, REALLY fucking stupid. Did I say that already? Eh. One more time couldn’t hurt.

Quit tryna jack my Black Black Blackity Black.

April 13, 2010

Dear World:

Please pay close attention, because I am only going to say this once.

I am Black. In spite of some less-enlightened protestations to the contrary, we don’t got Indian in our family; however. slave-owner/sharecrop boss runs rampant on both sides. I’m not bigenerationally biracial, or mixed-up-with-something else, or maybe-Ethiopian, or kinda Samoan, or Domini-Rican or whatever else people come up with. If I WERE any of those things, I’d be just as proud.

But I’m not. I am Black. BLACK. Southern-born and bred. Product of generations of countless other surviving and beautiful Black people.

I get my Arabic name from my mama, just like you got your white bread one from yours.

I borrowed my grandfather’s eyes and hair, my daddy’s lips and resilient skin, my grandma’s melodious voice and  laugh, and my mama’s flat butt and ridiculously sunny disposition. 

Nothing about me is imported beyond what is now known as the United States. My mama from here. My daddy from here. They mamas and daddies from here. 

It doesn’t make me any less gorgeous, brilliant and fly than I was five seconds ago when you thought I was “more” than “just” Black, and if it does then that’s because you’re an asshole.

If you crossed the room, tried to get my number, held a door for me, smiled too long, and stared too hard because something about me told you I wasn’t Black, then that’s because you’re an asshole.

If my charm,  intelligence and general awesomeness – things that I see everyday in Black folks – are something you find to be “uncommon,”  then that’s because you’re an asshole.

I’m not trying to escape my Blackness. It is part of me. It belongs to me. Further attempts to separate us will be met with violent resistance. If you’d rather not catch a beatdown, do yourself a favor and cut that shit out.

Smooches!

Me

Trading That “Good-Good”*: Placing Slave Rape On The Consent Continuum

March 27, 2010

PREAMBLE:   I’m neither a fan nor a follower of Touré, the person whose online shenanigans inspired this post.  I’ve said before that Twitter is gonna ruin quite a few public images and careers before it goes the way of the virtual boneyard known as MySpace; this certainly seems to be the case with him. In the span of about a year he’s gone from being a journalist I liked and respected once upon a time ago to an attention-hungry jerk  a provocateur who agitates for agitation’s sake.  If one wanted to make the argument that Touré goes out of his way to irritate Black people  they’d have quite a bit of supporting evidence.  Between referring indirectly to Michelle Obama as a “ghetto girl”,   compiling a list of sex symbols for the “thinking man” that was oddly bereft of Latina and Black women (Touré’s schoolboy gushing over “stunning blonde”  femme d’un certain age Governor Jennifer Granholm and omission of brilliant and sexy  Shakira  struck me as particularly odd - buuuuut alright), complaining on Twitter about alllll the criticism his interracial marriage (his wife is Lebanese) receives from Black folks,  asking for tips on caring for his son’s “Black” hair  because he and his wife   just don’t have the foggiest about it,  and most recently his statement that self-identified Black Latina Zoe Saldana plays “Black” (he later stated that he meant African-American), he’s drawn ire from a lot of people  - including yours truly.  Touré’s clumsy race dialogue tweets and half-assed, hyper-defensive apologies have become something of a running joke in my Twitter stream, inspiring everything from snarky hashtags  to virtual halibut smackdowns.  And there you have it, some background on “Not-Quddus.”               

Touré . Who has no idea of how to properly care for "Black" hair. (Yes. That's an Afro.**)

  Here’s where  things get interesting (and relevant to the title of this post): On March 1,  Touré  posted a series of  eyebrow-raising tweets about sexual relations between enslaved Black women and White masters. These tweets were first attributed  to his wacky, “Ph.D. candidate” cousin, who had somehow gotten a hold of his Blackberry and was causing a Twitter ruckus.   Realizing that raising the spectre of slavery-era rape by invoking the trope of the Jezebel and juxtaposing this image with contemporary prejudice faced by Black male-White female relationships was inaccurate and offensive,  Touré  wisely deleted these tweets from his feed altogether and had his “cousin” apologize - but not before said tweets were screen-captured on several sites.    

Watching the whole mess come to a rolling boil on Twitter, I noticed a disturbing theme emerging in the dialogue around the tweets.  Rape,  a sex crime typically defined by the absence of non-coercive adult consent, was redefined before  my very eyes in 140 characters or less.  A surprising (to me, anyway) number of people did not consider sexual congress that took place without the threat of immediate violence (brutal coercion) rape.  Because visuals help me think, I hastily assembled a linear color spectrum to better understand this new information. 

Child—————————————————————————————————Adult     

Enslaved——————————————————————————————Free     

Rape ———————————————————————————————————Sex   

   

The Consent Continuum. (Not great at visuals. Sorry.)

  While my idea of  consensual sex rests firmly  in the purple-indigo area of the consent continuum above, other folks seemed to veer towards the yellow-green part of the spectrum (where I’d place things like absence of physical resistance or encouragement of advances, ability to solicit favors on behalf of self or other enslaved individuals, and so on.) I read comments that argued that the legal age of consent has long been a point of contention; that people didn’t live as long back then so it made sense to become sexually active earlier; that Black people mature faster sexually (yes, someone took it there); that slaves sometimes loved their masters and so it wasn’t RAPE rape, etc.  

 The re-imagining of master-slave sexual relationships is nothing new. It is part-and-parcel of the romanticism that accompanies certain forms of revisionism in the analysis of American history.  Predictably,  Sally Hemings was raised. Hemings’ relationship with Thomas Jefferson is often touted by revisionists as the quintessential slave-master love story. During the discussions, I was dismayed to discover that most people aren’t aware that Jefferson began engaging in sexual congress with Hemings when she was in her early teens, that their children were never officially freed while Jefferson was alive, and that she herself was NEVER freed by Jefferson – not even on his deathbed. In fact, records indicate that Hemings and at least one of her relatives were sold to a nearby plantation in order to settle Jefferson’s significant gambling debts. I argued that Jefferson – by having sex with Hemings when she was a child, by being her owner, and by never freeing her – was a rapist on multiple counts. I also argued that Hemings frequently visited Jefferson’s grave after his death, and that the Abermarle county census of 1833 listed her as a free woman (she died in 1835).  I closed by stating that while it is extremely likely that Sally Hemings loved and was loved by her rapist Thomas Jefferson,  her love for him did not absolve him of his crime, because whatver benefits Hemings or any enslaved women enjoyed by virtue of her relationship with her master were entirely relative to her status as human property.*** 

With all of that in mind, let’s compare this:”…[Some enslaved women] were cunning and brilliant enough to use their bodies to gain liberation thus fooling massa.” 

To this:  

 A stereotype persists of African American women as immoral and therefore less deserving of protection from violence or sexual exploitation. In 1744, Edward Long, in an attempt to support slavery, published his conclusions about African women. He characterized them as “ignorant, crafty, treacherous, thievish, and mistrustful.” 

And this: “Of course most were raped, we know that, but some were sharp enough to trade that g00d-good for status or liberation.”   

To this: 

 Slave women were property; therefore, legally they could not be raped. Often slavers would offer gifts or promises of reduced labor if the slave women would consent to sexual relations, and there were instances where the slaver and slave shared sexual attraction; however, “the rape of a female slave was probably the most common form of interracial sex.” A slave woman explained, “When he make me follow him into de bush, what use me to tell him no? He have strength to make me.” 

Without the aid of actual documentation, musings about the daily survival of our enslaved ancestors are pure speculation. My foremothers were absolutely survivors – I’m living proof. And while I don’t like to think about everything they had to endure, I absolutely believe that in order for this country’s race relations problem to be well and truly healed, we’re gonna have to acknowledge  this and EVERY horror-filled aspect of our national legacy, square-on and courageously. This discussion and the others must take place, and they must be handled with the intelligence,  nuance, sensitivity and historical perspective that they deserve.

 

*Good-good? Really? REALLY really?

** Yes. An Afro.

*** What tends to be forgotten in these discussions is that enslavement was not a natural, immutable condition. A slave’s owner had the power to grant a slave their freedom at any time they wished - if they desired to do so.  Viriginia law did not allow freed slaves to remain in the state, and Hemings, as a free (if kept) woman would have to move to a neighboring state, away from Jefferson.  I strongly believe that Jefferson’s decision to allow Hemings to remain enslaved – in spite of his own grave concerns about the fundamental immorality of the  institituion of slavery –  was tied to his desire for her company, excluding any other possible White suitors. Your woman could leave you; your slave could not.

Another dollar-outta-fifteen-cents post, Special Birfday Edition.

January 10, 2010

Happy New Year, dear readers! I’ve got a lot to chat about that really wouldn’t add up to much by itself, sooooo as promised in the last scraps post, here’s another hodgepodge piece. Enjoi!     

My first New Year’s Eve alone was extraordinary. I walked down to the beach (three miles – oy!) at about 10 p.m. and arrived fifteen minutes to midnight.  There, under the light of the full, blue moon, I swam and watched the fireworks from the nearby pier, meditating on my life: all that I had been granted in the last year, and all that I wanted in the new one.  It was amazing.  The only thing that would’ve made it better would have been if Rush Limbaugh had died. Ah, well.     

Okay, now just imagine her, but darker, chunkier, bustier, and with much darker, thicker, curlier hurr. That

 January 10, 2010 is my Golden Birfday! I am super excited about it because I have been waiting for 01/10/10 since I was a kid.  You see, dorks loooooove binary. Not everybody gets a binary code birthday. It’s just further evidence that I’m special. :D   The original plan was to have a faaaaabulous brunch with Mama here and then spend the rest of my day on the beach. Seeing as how we’re expecting SNOW in parts of my county this evening, that’s kinda not happening. SIGH. The winter loves me so much it followed me.  That’s okay. I can still have some cake.     

That's a sexy cake right there.

  Sci-fi rill life bullshit.  The year long siege of Gaza has been shamefully absent from the national headlines. (Not like, “brutal and repeated rape and terrorization of women in the Congo” absent, but definitely absent for a cause that most Americans are purportedly concerned about. I wonder what it takes to stir compassion for women raped so viciously that they lose control of their excretory function for life? Maybe if they were just a smidge more White Bosnian? Anywhooo…) Just when I thought that the racist, fascist face of  absolutist Zionism couldn’t GET any uglier, here comes this horrifying story of ILLEGAL organ-harvesting of Palestinians by the Israeli government.  Special thanks to Joe for bringing this to my attention. I have NO IDEA why this shit isn’t on 60 Minutes.  No, wait. I know why. Stupid ole mainstream media.  o_O     

Speaking of “shit I cain’t believe”: Whitney Houston’s Oprah interview.  Let the record show that, because crack is  cheap and crack is whack,      

     

Whitney and Bobby laced their weed with rock cocaine.      

     

Ya know, because that’s classier.  SIGH. Y’all, this had me stuck in side-eye for a WEEK. 

ENVY ME!!! I own this bag, the beautiful and “green” Michelle Obama shopper. Neener neener NEEner! 

So sharp you might wanna reach for it handle first!

If one more person compares my lips to Angelina Fekking Jolie’s, I’m gonna vomit.  Like a lotta Black girls who grew up before Naomi made “beestung” lips acceptable to the mainstream, I got a lotta self-esteem levelling crap growing up for having a very, VERY full mouth. I don’t consider the lauding of a feature that I was ruthlessly made to feel ashamed of because some White chick  a celeb has it a “win.”  And I never will.  My lips were lovely before White folks decided to openly covet them, and they will ALWAYS be. Comparing them to Jolie’s is some vurry nasty, backhanded-complimen-type appropriation, and it is what  Kyriarchy uses it to conquer the self-esteems of little girls of color everyday. Soooo, if you’re gonna compare my lips to anyone’s, please refer to Chrisette Michele. I love her. :D      

Just. GOAHGEOUS.

 Junot Diaz needs a nut punch and/or corrective therapy for literary Tourette’s Syndrome. Like everyone and their mother, I read this book in the summer of 2007 and looooved it. Seriously, in spite of its RIDONKULOUS later popularity and the somewhat condescending tone of some of its critical accolades (“voice from the gutter”? Fucking REALLY?) it remains one of the Best Books I Have Ever Read. SIGH.  Having said all that, throughout this exquisitely woven tale, Diaz dropped the n-bomb with an alacrity that was inexcusable.  Seriously, Diaz tossed  The Word That Wouldn’t Die out like a nine-year-old throws pellet firecrackers on a hot sidewalk in summer.  Fuck that “he writes like he talks” nonsense. As a writer, I know what a lack of narrative restraint looks like.  However, because every person of color in my life adored this novel, I was seriously loathe to bring it up or engage in critical discussion of the novel, particularly with regard to race (which was explored really well and sensitively – with that one glaring exception).  It won the Pulitzer. I think I can be gently critical without getting any static about it now.   

I will be writing in “Black Black Blackity Black” on the U.S. Census form this year. Either that or “Knights-Who-Say-KNEEgro”. Tee.  Oh, and er-uhm, speaking of  “Negro”…  

This is one of those moments where I roll my eyes, exhale loudly, and mutter, “WHITE people…” I recommend that y’all do the same. I have to say the ruckus around Harry Reid’s ignorant-assed comments amused me more than anything else.  Code-switching is a survival technique that many Black fokes (including yours truly) employ on a day-to-day basis in order to simply LIVE.  Some amphibians breathe air and water their whole lives.  Plenty of PoC occupy dual worlds in the same manner.   

Lungs: CHECK. Gills: CHECK. Effective camouflage from predators: NONE. Toxic skin when handled, ingested,or otherwise fucked with: CHECK.

  
And while one’s ability to effectively code-switch does help ensure survival, it  is NOT necessarily a reflection of any aspect of one’s character, nor does it necessarily reflect one’s talents, intelligence or abilities. I am always amused at just how much some White people – who never have to code-switch and always carry Whiteness and its accompanying privileges with them – have to say about the “Negro dialect.” I also like to say some real Black shit in all-White settings, just to see White people squirm. Seriously, next time you’re talking with a group of oh-so-liberal White fokes, throw something like, “One monkey don’t stop no show!” into the middle of the conversation, and see if the mofos don’t stare at you like you whipped a tampon outta your purse and used it to stir some sugar into your glass of shiraz.  

I am hesitant to  publish the Black hurr post because of all the crap Black women are getting from MSM recently. It’s like Chris Rock took over a major network or some shit.   

And my jaw-drop moment of the New Year. Flava Flav’s “music” video. In Autotone. I don’t think I ever laughed so hard.  Oh, Flava Flav. You wear the late crown. You rilly, rilly do.   

Possum Stew’s Shaming the Ancestors* Award: Sammy Sosa

November 8, 2009

::: blink :::

::: jaw drop :::

sammy-sosa-lawd

What. The. Fuck.

Sweet, minty Jayzus Haysoos Buddha Ahura Mazda [open to interfaith suggestions for this mess. In fact, you know what, just call EVERYBODY. They also don't have to be minty. Sweet, cinnamony Ganesha will work just fine].

I could say a lot - a LOT - about my Latino brothers and sisters and the conscious reinforcement of culturally reified, racist systems of shame. But that would be grossly unfair to the proud Afro-Latinos/Latinas out there, particularly the ones who I am blessed to call my chosen family. Even though, truth be told, a few of my buddies who should know better sheepishly acknowledge that they either have or likely will  succumb to family and social pressure to marry White and “improve” the race. (Aaaaand even though ”proud Afro-Latino/Latina” seems to be the exception…not the rule. SIGH. See? I should leave it alone.)  Besides, the visuals for this sadness speak for themselves.

sammy-sosa-dark

This is your face.

Sammy Sosa and Sonia Sosa

And this is your face on internalized racism and self-hatred. (Green contacts optional.) Any questions?

Lord. I can’t take this shit AND Good Hair, y’all. Someone come hold me.

(*”Shaming the ancestors” comes courtesy of the amazingly wonderful dopegirlfresh, through whom all internet fuckery flows.)

Tapas. Quilt scraps. Old…soap…slivers.

October 26, 2009

In other words, things you throw together to create a single cohesive item/experience. It’s been a while since my last post, and months since I put some original content up here. There are a lot of reasons for that, not the least of which is the fact that Twitter is voraciously consuming my day-to-day sparkly creative brilliance.

Don't let that sweet blue face fool you. This bird's a blog murderer.

Don't let that sweet blue face fool you. This bird's a blog murderer.

If you need your Fiqah fix,  I’m over here, acting up. Please be advised that my tweets are alternately raw, preachy and ridiculous – comme moi. So, yeah, they’re pretty flippin’ awesome. 

I’m currently working on several long-assed, hyper-involved posts, gearing up for NaNoWriMo, and otherwise (re)adjusting to une vie au marais.  In the process, I have discarded several blog post ideas that for whatever reason have not completely panned out. It occurred to me that some of the ideas were pretty good, but not in a stand-alone way. What do you do with something that’s not good enough to use by itself, but is too good to just chuck away? Why, you mash it up, of course!

See, it's like this..but, um, with a post.

See, it's like this..but, um, with a post?

That’s not really what I was going for. Hmmm. ::: snaps fingers ::: Got it! This post is like…a bunch of tapas and a lotta really good wine instead of the meatloaf-and-gravy you usually get here.

 

Mmmmm...post-a-liiiiciiiiious...

Mmmmm...post-a-liiiiciiiiious...

Ehhhhh? Much better, right? Yup. Aright.

People of color in general and trans and cis women of color in particular are disproportionately under-insured in this country, and if this healthcare crap doesn’t come together soon, we will continue to be disproportionately represented among the dead. That’s not just  empty statistic inflation. For me and millions of others, it is a day-to-day cold, hard fact.  Of the people of color in my immediate social circle (25 or so, all under 44 years of age),  seven of us are uninsured, and five of us Uninsured-erinos are cis women of color. We are staving off  deadly flus, both swine and regular, with vitamins, Echinacea and syncretic faith rituals. (Yes. Really.) Now, some folks might think it’s alright that in a country that stockpiles antibiotics/antivirals/antideath medicines my people are forced to enlist the aid of the spirit world and the dubious healing properties of the coneflower in order to stay healthy. Personally, I think it sucks. I think it sucks big ole hairy donkey balls. So, instead of pitching a fit about it in a post, I decided to learn more about it, and have been quietly agitating my governmental representatives in both states for weeks. I encourage you to do the same.

In a small effort to stop and correct the erasure of trans men and womens’ experiences from various types of dialogue…I am committing myself to using the terms “trans” and “cis.”  It’s part of an ongoing effort to educate myself (and hopefully other like-minded but ignant cis folks) about what it means to truly advocate for real social justice. Privilege has this nasty tendency to be invisible until it is pointed out. (“Progressive” cis women and men are just as guilty of this as not progressive people.) So…point point pointy point point.

Mother Nature is still the boss of you, me, and the whole wide world.   My mama raised me to have a dual appreciation of my selves. This means that I was raised to understand just how big (a lovely, kind, talented and bright child of eternal God) I am as well as just how small (powerless in the face of the awesome wrath of nature, a pawn of the Fates, morally flawed, unquestionably mortal, a speck of a speck of a speck’s speckled speck in the Cosmos and prone to the occasional “owie”) I am.  This is the contradictory duality of the human experience. There’s a reason why at the sub-atomic level everything in existence is composed of essentially the same shit, and I firmly believe that part of that reason is to keep mankind appropriately humbled. Nothing drives that point home for me more clearly than hard-core weather and sudden violent seismic activity.* 

Don

Don't just sit there. DO something.

An amazing friend of mine wrote a very touching post about the recent natural disasters in Southeast Asia and the Pacific Rim. He linked this relief organization, and since every little bit really does help, I encourage you to at least look at the services offered and their greatest areas of need.  I say this because I mean it: a better world really does start with you. Yes, it does. Yes, I know, shit is rough, and we are all struggling. But if you flushed your terlet with clean water today, then dammit, you have it pretty good. Not because you deserve to, but because you are lucky. Here’s a quick compassion exercise. The next time you see or read about someone catching hell through no fault of their own, before you judge and distance yourself from their situation and humanity, say this: “There, but for the grace of God, go I.” And then, you know, go work on being less of an asshole.

The agony irritation of self-labelling. So someone who has become very dear to me in a series of months did an amazing write-up via Twitter about why calling oneself an “ally” is problematic. In a nutshell, she said, it’s kinda like coming up to someone, declaring that you wanna be their best friend, and INSISTING that they recognize you as such. The concept of an ally, when you put it like that, is…well, it’s obnoxious as hell! I have struggled with the term “feminist” over the years as well, specifically because feminism as it is popularly expressed speaks to, for and about straight cis able-bodied White women (I’m looking at YOU, Jezebel) and often either ignores or silences the experiences of any woman who lives outside of those categories. That’s also obnoxious as hell.  SIGH. Still haven’t quite figured this one out yet, really.

Dear White people: Black people tan. On purpose. (Really.)  This was actually something I mentioned on Teh Twitteh. While relaxing on the GOOAHGEOUS white sand beaches of my home state, I attracted quite a bit of gawking from White people, who seemed to be baffled at what was clearly my intentional sunbathing. One woman in particular stared, openly and rudely, as I happily basked in the golden sunshine and patently ignored her. As fate would have it, we rode the same bus back to my city’s downtown area. I happened to be sitting behind her and was treated to an up-close view of her disgustingly mottled, prematurely aging back.  Now, here’s my question: if you DON’T have eumelanin (and if you freckle in the sun, then you don’t) why the fuck are YOU tanning?

Oh, Lindsey. The sun, much like Paris Hilton, isn't really a "friend" friend...

Oh, Lindsey. The sun, much like Paris Hilton, isn't really a "friend" friend...

 Dear White cis women: Stop referring to YOURSELVES as “White girls.”  A recent  email exchange with a White cis woman who strongly identifies as a feminist bugged the shit out of me. Why? Because she referred to herself, in so many words, as a well-meaning, progressive-thinking “White girl” who was just tryna figure it all out. SIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHH. She didn’t mean to work my nerves. But the fact that so many White cis women are hesitant to refer to themselves as adults speaks a LOT to sexism and White gendered privilege.  Self-infantilazation does not help the movement(s), anymore than the fetishization and co-opting of the pain (i.e., “strength” ) of trans and cis women of color helps. This shit is toxic.  For you, and for all of us. Recognize.

 Here’s some stuff you need to know about Black women. Lisa said it better than I could. Yes, indeed.

Steve Harvey’s an asshole.   I feel like that one writes itself. I mean, a thrice-divorced philanderer giving romantic advice? And in THOSE suits? C’mon, now.

Motherfucker, YOU scream.

Motherfucker, YOU scream.

 This concludes the hash post. OH! One last thing about soap bits – you can make eco-friendly art with them!

 

Oooooo! PURTY!

Oooooo! PURTY!

Read all about the Accumulation project, and don’t let anybody tell you that beauty can’t be crafted from bits, pieces, scraps and…ehr-um…chunklets. :D

 

*THIS IS NOT TO SUGGEST THAT ANYONE DESERVES TO SUFFER FROM THE DEVESTATING IMPACT OF NATURAL DISASTERS. I wanna make that clear.  One issue I have with Gaea theorists is the idea of the natural disaster as collective punishment for  ”sins” commited against the earth. People in nations with smaller GDPs and less governmental infrastructure are impacted more heavily and for longer by natural disasters than wealthier countries. But the worst ecological offenders – the greediest consumers, the highest per capita polluters – are wealthier, “developed” nations. Soooo until I hear about a hurricane leveling the Hamptons and ALL the Bush family residences, I’m giving Gaea theorists the side-eye.

Tig Ole Bitties: Reflections On Race, Sex And Life Navigation

September 4, 2009

“It’s so funny, Fiqah. I always feel fine about my boobs as long as you’re not standing next to me.”

It was the second night of a four-day annual camping trip.  Our group, many of us friends for over a decade, stood and sat around a vigorously-burning campfire, getting progressively drunker and watching as the campfire hissed and spat brilliant orange embers into the night sky. The statement was made by an old friend – a C-cup –  who was sitting next to where I stood at the fire as she looked up at me. Or, more accurately, as she assessed the undersides of my breasts, tightly bound within the confines of a minimizer bra and hidden from view by a round neck, opaque t-shirt.  In the dark, I could feel my ears burning as the group burst into laughter and assenting commentary: “I know, right?”   “Hmmm, must be nice…”

"Ya know, fellas..."

"Ya know, fellas..."

 

"...I really DO have a beautiful mind."

"...I really DO have a beautiful mind."

 I smiled weakly, shaking my head. Terrific, thought I. Rendered mute once more on the auction block of the kyriarchy

The quiet calm I’d felt a moment before had been replaced by a familiar weariness . In the past, this type of  talk would have inspired me to do some self-deprecating conversational tap-dance to appease the insecurities of the women around me.  I stopped doing that years ago, because no one should try and build their self-esteem by crushing yours. My pals are a good-looking bunch, so I kept waiting for someone to bring up something “enviable” (sigh) about someone else: the gorgeous skin of this friend, the  graceful athleticism of that one, her beautiful cheekbones or gorgeous hair color. Anything to deflect this sudden and unwelcome “follow-spot.” SIGH. Didn’t happen. Once again, the conversation had turned – openly,  predictably and without my permission - towards my breasts. I can’t say I didn’t see it coming. Breasts are sexualized in our culture, large breasts are hyper-sexualized, and a Black woman’s large partially-nude breasts can apparently bring the planet to a temporary standstill. My friends are a ribald, randy group, and the whole weekend had been peppered with stolen glances at my chest by every single person on the trip. Male, female, straight, queer – no one was exempt. Even the “new” people, who I’d known for less than a year and as a result shouldn’t have been that comfortable, were titty-struck. To be fair, I don’t think it was completely conscious most of the time.  As I mentioned, alcohol and (*ahem*) other psychoactive substances are notorious inhibition-looseners. Ninety-nine percent of “communing with nature” is allowing your ego and superego to take a backseat to your id; it can be tricky to know when to turn it off.  That said, I spent several moments of my camping trip quietly enduring passive-aggressive barbs wrapped in jokes and compliments, and answering dumb-assed fucking questions.

“No, I’m not sticking them out, I just have good posture. You know, back straight, shoulders back.”

 ”No, at this point, my doctor says that I probably wouldn’t need a reduction.”

“Yes, of course I’ll breast-feed if I decide to have children.”  

“Actually,  next to my sparkling intellect and winning personality, my legs are my most attractive feature.”  

“No, no special bra, they’re just round. Really, I’m not sticking them out at all…”

Having been the owner of a substantial bosom for over half my life, I have learned to avoid letting people notice that I notice them noticing my breasts. (I belong to the less than 1 percent of the American cisgender adult female population with breasts bigger than a D-cup. There’s no way around noticing them, but there are very few polite ways to acknowledge them.) It has less to do with any natural inclination I’d have towards modesty, and more to do with my need to lead an uncomplicated life, and a very real concern for my safety. Genetically, I’m predisposed to a good degree of  natural curvaceousness. The women in my family are big just about everywhere.  My maternal aunts and grandmother were all tall (the shortest was 5’8″), curvy,  long-legged,  and broad-hipped. My grandma’s curvaceous figure was crowned by her  round, generous breasts – which, to my mother’s alarm, I’d inherited.  During puberty, my breasts developed quickly and ambitiously. At fourteen, I went from a training bra to a C-cup over the course of a three-day weekend. (I shit you not. Rumors of my “stuffing”  were rampant for that whole week,  until I got changed for gym  in front of  the girls in my class to shut them up.) From age 14 to 16, my mother’s principle occupation in life was to  make sure that my impudent breasts and hips were rigidly encased in punishing, jiggle-halting old lady underwear. The bras and panties my mother bought me were ghastly: ugly, utilitarian and  stiff as starch. Worse, my bras never had less than two hooks, and if they matched my panties it was serendipity. I wouldn’t know the very female joy of admiring oneself in pretty underthings until I started bra shopping for myself at sixteen. (This of course led to other experiences, like being leered at by grown-assed men in the lingerie department, but that’s another post.) 

My mother’s rigorous and unrelenting “flattening” of my body had begun years before, with weekly hair pressing, vocalized disapproval of any weight gain that increased my waistline,  and regular chiding for  me to “pull in” my (now fashionable) full lips.   Once only problematic in parts, my whole entire body was now a source of danger, because in spite of the flattening, it attracted cross-spectrum masculine attention. My clothing and outward appearance became an exercise in avoiding the sometimes-admiring, oftimes-predatory male gaze. I’d emerged from an extended pre-pubescent awkward stage pretty, only to discover I wasn’t allowed to be “pretty” anymore. “Pretty” had become irrevocably tied to “sexy” by my changing body, and “sexy” could lead to sex or rape. And sex or rape could lead to pregnancy, disease or other life-altering happenings from which I might never recover. In retrospect, I realize that my wincingly old-fashioned mother was being protective. She knew better than I possibly could have that in this world a Black woman’s options are to be desirable OR dignified - never both. She had decided for me that “pretty” was something I was going to have to be after I got my education. “Beauty fades,” she’d say, lovingly stroking my hair before coaxing a sizzling hot comb through a rebelliously curly section. “A degree is forever. Wait and see. There’ll be plenty of time for all that later.” I miserably concurred.

The traumatic disconnect I felt from the body I lived in was often underscored by others. I spent a lot of my adolescence worrying: that you could really see them in this top;  that Mr. ____ spent so much time hovering over me in computer class because he was looking down my shirt (he was – bastard);  that some boy that my less-endowed friend was crushing on was only talking to her to get to me – or, more accurately, to get to them. (It happened.)  The pressure to conform to a thin-yet-busty body type, which I felt more acutely with regard to size and weight than anything,  often left me feeling isolated from my friends, who were learning that anything under a C-cup was just downright inadequate.  Breast size woes abounded in my circle, and as the only girl to wear bigger than a B-cup, I would fall silent when someone confessed to wanting bigger ones. There was no one who’d be able to relate.  Any complaints I might have had about my larger breasts would have been met with scoffs, eye rolls and (worse worse worse) envy-driven cattiness. Consciously, my friends were aware that my large breasts were neither the result of any effort I’d made nor my “fault”; however, the unearned privilege I had because of them generated understandable resentment. Analysis of systems of oppression isn’t something teenagers are typically good at. So, I clammed up. The flattening that marked so much of my raced and gendered socialization into the wider world dove-tailed with the silencing of my lived experience. I was learning not to talk about my breasts -  and re-learning not to talk about my pain - at all.

By the time I graduated from high school, my breasts had grown to a D-cup.  The distance I’d felt from my form had been replaced by a kind of defiance. My writer’s need to Speak My Truth, combined with a strong feminist perspective and growing confidence, had helped to heal some of the unintentional damage caused by my mother’s shame-bound parenting. Having become  more adept at navigating the minefields of sexual desirability, femininity and power, by senior year I’d traded in my too-big shirts and  floppy jerseys for nice, fitted tops  or low-necked blouses. One day, a particularly blunt  White friend – a willowy dancer and an A-cup – told me to be careful that I didn’t wear low-necked blouses too often because “people might think you’re kinda slutty.” She also  happened to be wearing about a pound of make-up, a spaghetti-strapped tank and a short skirt at the time.  I had more fabric on just my top than she had on her whole body, but I was in danger of being perceived as vulgar and easy. The sad part is she was right. The pathology of sexual Puritanism (which allows the male gaze to be simultaneously lustful and contemptuous) dictates that a woman who inspires lust in a man, whether this is her aim or not,  is a slut.What my similarly-proportioned White classmates could wear in South Florida’s steamy weather without censure was off-limits to me – at least if I wanted to be perceived as “respectable”.   I’d figured out that my breast size was only part of what would make anyone perceive me, a young woman whose very first boyfriend was months away at the time, as “easy.”  The irony and unfairness of it all made my head hurt. I knew that a big part of why my virtue was perceived as non-existent, not just because I was becoming a  buxom woman, but because I was becoming a buxom Black woman.

African American women have been objectified, not just as “other,” but as objects to be tamed and possessed. As women, they were expected to be servile and obedient. As African American women, they were expected to be servile, lusty and obedient. As powerless African American women, they were to be servile, lusty, obedient and available.

I  was learning something that in time I would come to know too well: that racism, sizeism, misogyny and sexism regularly collide along the curves of my body, and that my complex, three-dimensional humanity rarely survives the crash. A sexy thing, after all, is still just a thing, and a sexy Black thing is an objectified nullity.

And then there was  the matter of sex. Sporadic make-out sessions with the occasional college crush taught me that most of the men I fooled around with were fixated on my breasts. Fixated. Like, to the point of comical distraction. Since my first boyfriend (a self-proclaimed “Leg Man” ) had never devoted any excessive focus to them, I was totally unprepared the first time a man I was with went immediately for my breasts. Seriously, no segue, just a few seconds of impassioned kissing, and then his cold hands up my shirt and under my bra. After three separate instances of this kind of situation, the shock wore off, and gave way to irritation at male predictability. Once a man had managed to work me out of my bra, I was in for a show. I’d watch with weary amusement as a man’s expression went from human to lower-functioning simian: the glazed over eyes, the gaping mouth, the monosyllables and the drooling. Yes. Actual drooling.  When they could manage to string a sentence together, it was usually some fawning compliment about how bee-YOO-tee-full my breasts were. (To which I’d reply, “No, they’re just really, really big.” And this was how I discovered that given the choice between beautiful but small breasts and less-than-spectacular but very large ones, men overwhelmingly go for size.) I learned early on that my sexual satisfaction often depended  upon getting guys to remember that I was attached to my tits. Men who were otherwise technically good at lovemaking would lose their focus entirely when (literally) faced with my breasts; I’d often have to gently redirect them to other places I liked to be touched and repeat myself – loudly.  It was embarrassing. But it was also kind of thrilling. My large breasts had the power to render intelligent men to babbling piles of testosterone-y mush. My encounters, casual and intimate, with men had taught me that strategic cleavage deployment could get me things I needed and wanted. A paid weekend off from one of my work study jobs.  Free rides to Ithaca and Rochester.  From one lovestruck suitor, money for groceries and smokes. And of course, free drinks. I stayed away from my small town college’s bar scene, but when I did go out, if I wore a low-cut top and balconnette bra, I could pretty much leave my wallet at home. 

College also offered a welcome change from the competitive anxiety of my mostly White teenaged peer group. My newest circle of friends,  confident and progressive, sex-positive queer/queer-friendly PoCs , celebrated my body without a trace of euw. If the topic of discussion turned to my breasts, it was because Iwas doing the steering.  Any partial appearance boobs  made at social gatherings was cheered by all. Tummies and cellulite be damned, flashing, skinny-dipping and any other types of public nudity were always group-approved. My big strong body, equal parts fat and muscle and once the site of so much internalized shame, was (to quote a former lover, another leg man) “soft and firm and wonderful.”  Not if I just slimmed down a bit, worked out more often, ate less, blah blah BLAH. Just as it was. Owning my sex – both my sexuality and my sensuality – was a crucial component of my understanding of my womanhood.  Latoya Peterson, the editor of Racialicious and one of my favorite blog writers, captured my feelings perfectly in this piece:

 Over time, I learned different strategies to cope with the attention I received. A large part of coping was reclaiming my body and learning to embrace my curves as a part of my own sexuality. In order to do that, I had to learn to separate the ideas projected on to me by others and understand how I felt about my own body.

Fast forward to now. My day-to-day navigation of my life is, like anyone’s, complicated. And my breast size sometimes makes my life harder. Occasionally, my breasts have indirectly led to public confrontations with other women. Once while temping in midtown Manhattan, a middle-aged, average-proportioned White woman cut me in line at a Starbucks.  As I was placing my order,  she positioned herself in front of me and proceeded to talk over me as though I weren’t there. The barista, a young Black man, was visibly taken aback by her rudeness.  After politely explaining to her that I was there first, he continued taking my order. The woman, outraged, finally turned to take a look at me, and did a double-take as she stared pointedly at my chest. “Oh, well, of course,” she sneered.  Translation:”You are No One, but your big boobs have given you the upper hand in this situation, because  he is a man, and breast size always trumps right.” Never mind the fact that this bitch’s  privilege cloud was so thick that she quite literally couldn’t see me through it until the barista pointed me out. My breasts, cantaloupe-sized globes of injustice, had just ruined her morning. Because she felt slighted and inadequate,  she responded by attempting to make me feel vulgar and ashamed. When my iced coffee arrived, it took every ounce of restraint in my body to keep me from dumping it all out on her rotten entitled head. I have a million stories just like that, all tucked away in the vast catalogued library of hurt I call my soul.  Yep. Complicated.

Here’s the bottom line. Whether I want them to or not, my breasts make me stand out.  They attract attention. They attract mockery. They attract desire. They attract hostility. Sometimes I feel resigned to them.  Sometimes I celebrate them. Most days I don’t really think about them. But however I feel about them, they are mine. They are not separate entities. They do not exist solely for your pleasure. They are not wholly sexual. They are not wholly maternal. They are not kitsch. They are not obscene.  They are not my enemy, or yours. They are part of my body.  My body is where I live.  My body is my home.

And there is no room for shame here.

(Salma Hayek pictures courtesy of Foto International. She’s smart, business-savvy, a WoC, gorgeous, and the proud owner of naturally large breastseses. And I know that I will get no complaints for including those pics. :D )

A Sin And A Shame: Soul Voyeurism* And Harlem “Gospel Tours”

August 30, 2009

Some background:  for most of my adult life, I have been a fugitive from religion, the monotheistic “Big Three”, anyway. (Sorry, any faith doctrine that includes an interventionist, anthropomorphic, masculine god/godhead is prolly gonna earn some side-eye from me.)  Because my sociopolitical views and general life philosophy are widely regarded as “radical,” the decision to not participate in often conservative organized religion was a sensible and organic one.  The Bébé Fiqah trauma that led to my adult decision to be an unrepentant heathen/sinner/whateverthehell is all a very loooooong story that nobody wants to hear, so I’ll sum up by saying that until recently outside of weddings, baptisms, mitzvahs, and funerals, Grown-Up Fiqah rarely darkened the doorstep of any house of worship. 

However, when one of my elderly neighbors, a  very dapper Georgia born-and-bred gentleman, invited me to come to his Southern Baptist church here in Harlem last fall, I accepted.  I was going through a particularly difficult time emotionally, and while the choir was sorta weak (sorry, I’m Southern, and we have standards for this kinda thing), I found the service overall to be very spiritually uplifting and healing. I was delighted by the sermon, as well as the inclusive spirit of the congregation. (“All are welcome”  is the credo of just about every Southern Baptist church, but in many places, certain”children of God” - non-Christians, LGBTIQ people - are most emphatically NOT welcomed.)  I decided that maybe dropping in to Chetch every now and again wouldn’t be so terrible.

This morning, I attended services at another Southern Baptist church here in Harlem with my buddy J. who never misses a Sunday.  In spite of the late summer swelter, I happily donned my Sunday best, pearls and good heels and headed  on over to Chetch.  In retrospect, I should have said some kinda prayer asking for patience and composure before I stepped out of the door. Because what awaited me at church would have tested even the most forgiving soul.

You see, J. and I were seated in one of the balcony pews, along with several Italian tourists. European and Asian tour groups and buses are a common sight on Sundays in Harlem.  As annoying and ubiquitous as they are, for the most part, church tourists are ignorable.  Well, this group must have been especially rude, because several members of the group spent much of the service talking. Talking.  In spite of being shot admonishing looks by several parishioners and being approached by one of the ushers, the conversation, though lowered to murmuring, continued.  The only time it seemed to stop was when the choir led the church in a song, when the tourists watched the choir and the other attendees with that peculiar mixture of fascination, fear and envy that White people in spaces of color often seem to have. As they watched us, my friend and I watched them, swaying all wrong, clapping off beat and basically turning what was a joyful but sacred experience into a spectacle for their entertainment. 

I did my very best to remain silent and non-responsive. And I was good. I really was.

Until devotional.

I had just bowed my head, closed my eyes, and was just about to connect one-on-One with the Lord…when the cell phone of the woman sitting behind me went off. 

And she answered.

“Oh, I don’t even believe THIS shit!” I said. J.’s eyes flew open, and she covered her startled gasp with her hand.

“Fiqah. I know…but….God,” she whispered anxiously, waving her hand at the ceiling to indicate God’s presence. An elderly woman sitting right in front of me had turned around to glare at me for cussin’ in the Lord’s house. My friend’s a long-time member of her church, so embarrassing her (and myself) further was not an option, but I was pissed.

“Unless that is God on the line she needs an ass-whooping. Jesus be an electrified fence,” I grumbled, frowning and closing my eyes as J. stifled her laughter.

Later at brunch, we talked about what had gone down. Both of us had attended church in Harlem, so we both knew that the tour groups were common. It wasn’t the first time we noticed tourists – whose presence alone is disruptive – acting out in Chetch.  We had both also noticed that the groups seemed to be getting larger, testimony to the appeal of these tours for Asian and European tourists as well as to the drawing power of good gospel music.  J. feels ambivalent about the gospel tours because as annoying as they are, no tour group member ever neglects the collection plate.  My own feelings about them were firmly in the negative category. I couldn’t quite put my finger on why I have such a visceral dislike of these gospel tours until today, when I decided to gather some information about them so that I could better understand their appeal. Here, an excerpt from an account by a  White tourist from London**  who went to a Harlem church specifically for the music:

I meet Tim Rawlins at the Memorial Baptist church choir practise. He’s rare proof of the fact that white men can sing gospel. He says I’ve got to surrender to the music – feel it – and forget I’m English.  

That statement, which positively reeks of cultural fetishizing, gave me a headache. Forget you’re “English” (read: White and proper) and “surrender” (is it attacking you?) to the wild, untamed Black Black Blackity Blackness of the music. Hallelujah, let the Othering begin.

Tim: “What I like about gospel music, is that it breaks from that old European tradition which separates intellect and reason from feeling and really in Gospel music you feel with great thought and you think with great feeling…”

Ummmm…as much as I love traditional gospel music, it has never teased an elliptical statement outta me, so I wasn’t quite sure how to respond to that.  Luckily, the author knew just what to infer from it.

That probably means loosening up physically too. When the elderly women start to practice I find myself entranced watching the soloist, Lonnie Gray. She’s 77 years old but she’s out there, her face enraptured, her hips swaying, moving with the rhythm – feeling it.

At this point, I’d had quite enough, so I ventured off to other parts of the interwebs to sift around for tour information and possible articles. I discovered that this issue was one that Black churches in Harlem had been facing for almost two decades. The tours,  while often disruptive, are revenue generators, with prices ranging from $45-$99 dollars per person, and many including an “authentic” (sigh) soul food brunch. It’s for this reason that the general consensus amongst many of Harlem’s  Black church clergy seems to be that the gospel tours are a necessary evil.  Church attendance has dropped significantly across all denominations in the past half century in the United States. Churches are financially reliant upon the generosity of their donor base, which has historically been their congregation.  As tax-exempt entities, religious organizations are able to (presumably) expend their funds on capital expenses, such as building renovations.   This piece from 1996 gives an excellent overview of the tension.  Meanwhile, this quote from it sums up just about everything that I find objectionable about these tours:

“It’s something exotic,” says Nelson Motta, a Brazilian journalist who promotes visits to Mount Moriah in his native country. “Seeing the black people in the church, the feeling is warm.”

 In other words, it’s Church Time at the Apollo. Good grief. I repeat: Jesus, be a fence.

 

 Churches have been recognized for centuries as both places of worship and sanctuary in countries with substantial Christian populations. This was also true of Black churches in the U.S.  The roots of Black Southern Baptist churches in the United States can be traced all the way back to the earliest days of the slave era. The first Black churches were organized by free blacks in the North and Southeastern United States.  Gospel music’s call-and-response style, which is common in many different styles of music throughout the African diaspora, was often employed openly during worship and clandestinely by slaves as resistance.  Organizers of slave rebellions and escapes often sang  gospel “work” songs in the field with double entendre lyrics in earshot of slave masters and overseers, whose presence was constant. (Following Nat Turner’s Rebellion the state of Virginia passed a law that required that a White minister be present at Black congregations.) The gospel work songs often included instructions, directions, and even times of day.  The genius employed in this “hiding in plain sight” method was more often than not missed by slave owners, most of whom did not consider the intellect of the Negro to be sophisticated enough to grasp anything beyond the most basic concepts. (As Dave Chappelle  once famously stated in one of his early comic specials: “It doesn’t happen often, but when racism works in black people’s favor . . . it’s fucking sweet.”) Following slavery’s abolishment, the Black church remained a vital part of the social fabric of African-American communities.  In addition to worship and religious ceremonies, church “socials”, dances, bake sales and other  informal gatherings were common in the American South during the Jim Crow era. The connections between Black-led civil rights movements and the organizations that grew from them and Black churches is well-established.  Civil Rights era protesters often sang gospel songs during rallies and marches, and rallies, marches and sit-ins were frequently planned in churches on non-worship days.

Outside of the South, many congregations remained largely divided along racial lines.  White members of Protestant churches often expressed concern over what they viewed as improper exuberance found in Black churches.  The notion that the style of worship found in Black American churches was somehow vulgar and inauthentic persisted long  after the abolishment of slavery, and was far from confined to any denomination. Mahalia Jackson, arguably one of the best gospel singers ever recorded, was regarded by many of her upper and upper-middle class Black contemporaries as an embarrassment. (Yes. Mahalia. Jackson. I know…) “Negro spirituals” were rarely included in hymn books outside of Black churches, and have only recently been recognized  as acceptable expressions of faith through song by many denominations. In spite of the rich faith diversity within Black Chrisitan communities, Black worship and Black gospel were widely regarded as odd at best and sacrilegeous at worst. The fact that the only exclusively American musical forms – blues, jazz and rock-and-roll – emerged from traditional Black gospel music has lent it a sort of global validity. (Although I will note here that even the  stunning Gospel at Colonus, a gospel play based on Sophocles’ Oedipus at Colonus that was considered for the Pulitzer Prize for drama, opened to an initially chilly reception a mere twenty years ago on Broadway.) The beauty and singularity of gospel music is openly praised by the contemporary mainstream. Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on who’s asking) this acceptance has meant an increasingly secular appreciation (or appropriation…once again, depends on who’s asking) of traditional gospel music.  It has also helped transform places of worship into stages, where both resident gospel choirs and congregation members are put on display for  (oft-times) White tourists:

“This is not a buck-and-dance show,”says the Rev. Calvin Butts of Abyssinian Baptist Church, one of Harlem’s most politically powerful ministers [whose]  church has resorted to passing out a flier to visitors, explaining how to behave during the service. Congregants complain that tourists annoyingly turn their cameras on the devout at prayer and snap away whenever a shout arises from the church’s “Amen” comer.

 This manner of blatant disregard of church protocol and behavior evidences a lack of respect for the sacredness of the proceedings.  The offense here is multi-layered:  a.) the proceedings are not taken seriously, b.) the participants are regarded as exotic curiousities and c.) there is an underlying assumption that the presence of (often) White European tourists is “welcome.”  The unexamined sense of entitlement that accompanies the idea of White people being welcome in any space is the factor that makes these tours possible. (I’m fully convinced that if 100 casually-dressed and snap-happy Black Americans rolled up into a Lutheran church on a Sunday in Haarlem,  the ensuing outrage at their gall would cause an international incident…but I digress.)  Tourist groups in Black churches violate both outer (the church) and inner (the congregation members) spiritual space.  The concept of the church as a sanctuary, as a sweet, soul-sustaining  and necessary respite from earthly troubles and oppression, is blown to smithereens by the transgressive presence of these tourists, no matter how benignly they view themselves.  Never mind messy polemical discussions, ”Jesus and the money changers” versus “The Church is a business”   blah blah BLAHHH.  If the devout are prevented from fully connecting with the divine by disruptive interlopers,  then the spiritual imperatives must trump the financial ones.

*“Soul voyeurism” is a term I derived from the Newsweek article entitled “Soul Voyeurs Invade The House of God” by Gregory Beals and Kenneth L. Woodward.

** The author of this account first attended a Black Baptist church in Harlem as a “drop-in” – not a regular attendee – and then was invited to attend a choir rehearsal. Attending a rehearsal to enjoy the music, IMO, is fine. The tone of the piece is troubling nonetheless.

“Jihadis”*, Skinheads and Film Representation

August 7, 2009

A couple of weeks back,  AJ Plaid and I collaborated on a humor piece  for Racialicious about White guys who had received the Black Folk Stamp of Approval for Screen Time with Sistahs™.  It was a mostly tongue-in-cheek piece that was surprisingly popular (if the number of comments are any indication of how well-received it was, anyway).  As the comments came in with suggestions of who to add to the list, I noticed that quite a few actors were being noted as “hot” in their film roles as skinheads. Not the cool, Trojan skinheads. The regular, scary, violent, racist “Jeh-REE! Jeh-REE! Jeh-REE!” kind. Now, as a general rule, as I mentioned on the thread “hot skinhead” is an oxymoron to me, so this turn in conversation was one I found intriguing:

Hm. As a related aside, I find it interesting that the mainstream American film narrative allows for the (fictional) existence of the Hot Young WHITE Supremacist/Ideological Extremist…but NOT for the (fictional) existence of the Hot Young BROWN Religious/Ideological Extremist. Meh. Another post for some other day.

 Over the last few weeks, I have watched people come running to the defend the indefensible. I have heard and read defense of the officers who shot Marwa Sherbini’s husband as he was attempting to save his pregnant wife’s life,   counterarguments to the blatantracism and sexism exhibited by certain senators during the Sotomayor hearings, dismissals of salient allegations of racist character coding in recent summer blockbusters , and protests  justifying the removal of little Black children – babies, really – from a swimming pool on a hot-assed summer day. ( “Change the complexion of the pool”?  Really? Newsflash: eumelanin doesn’t wash off. Good grief.)  Most recently, I have heard and read denials of racialized police misconduct on the part of Cambridge officers who wrongfully arrested Skip Gates in his own home.  

I have to say that of all these, the story that has unsettled me most is the murder of Egyptian Muslim Mrs. Sherbini at the hands of White German Axel W.  Typically, mainstream media frames the “lone (White) gunman” as an anomaly.  However, in the aftermath of this tragedy, I  have read comments on blogs defending – to the point of applauding  - Axel W.’s actions.  Many have opted not to view him as  the racist, Islamophobic sociopath that he is, but rather as an extreme patriot, who allowed his passionate xenophobia to slide from “socially-acceptable” to ”homicidal” with an ”unfortunate”  outcome. (I am not providing links for these threads, but suffice it to say that is indeed an interesting experience to feel chilled to the bone in the middle of July.)  The overwhelming sentiment on some of these threads is that the monster who killed Mrs. Sherbini was just like any other nice young man who was so disturbed by the changing “face” of his country that he just snapped. And the husband being shot, well, don’t all those men beat the women anyway? Really, Sherbini, by thumbing her nose at outward assimilation as dictated by her choice of garb, kinda brought all of this on herself.

The callous dismissal of Mrs. Sherbini’s fundamental human value, and the simultaneous  public defense of her murderer, stunned me. What, I wondered, exactly IS “understandable rage”?  When is acting out of frustration – to violent, fatal excess – forgivable? Is it ever?  If so, then for whom? More urgently, how had the compassion of Axel W.’s supporters failed to be stirred by what to me is one of the tenderest representations of humanity: a pregnant mother?   

The Jihadi: Fanatical, Crazed, Ruthless, Butterfingered

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  ”The Arab serves as the ultimate outsider, the other, who doesn’t pray to the same God, and who can be made to be less human,” says [Dr. Jack] Shaheen, who argues that movies and TV shows do matter — that they shape public opinion at home and abroad. “[...]These movies are on television constantly. The images last forever. They never go away.” -From Washington Post article “Cast of Villians: ‘Reel Bad Arabs’  Takes on Hollywood Stereotyping”(Photo from The Delta Force courtesy of  Middle East Americas)

 The ways in which we perceive various groups are directly influenced by popular representations of those groups.  In Reel Bad Arabs, author Jack Shaheen asserts that in terms of group representation by Hollywood, Arabs are and have been  the most maligned group. After reading that, I racked my brain trying to remember films that portrayed Arabs in a three-dimensional, humane way.   Gillo Pontecorvo’s 1966 classic   The Battle of Algiers  was one that came to mind immediately (it was not a Hollywood production).  The film, a fictionalized account of the bitter, bloody eight-year Algerian war for independence, struck a particular chord with me the first time I watched it as an undergrad. I had just spent several months in a former French colony in West Africa that still struggled beneath its colonial legacy as well as modern imperialism, I had seen first-hand just how racist a lot of Europeans can be, particularly to the inhabitants of former colonies. I also knew, from speaking with my professors and the parents of friends there,  just how significant Algeria’s hard-won independence had been for all the French colonies. Last but not least, I have always really liked attractive ”Fist-Up” people.  The character of Ali La Pointe (played with devastating intensity by Brahim Hadjadj) definitely fit the bill.

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One of the most notable facets of the character of Ali La Pointe, the film’s partially reformed-hood protagonist, is that throughout The Battle of Algiers he is portrayed as a sympathetic character.  Far from perfect, La Pointe is often brusque and prone to the occasional outburst of temper.He’s  not a nice guy, but he is ostensibly a good one.  In fact, all of the Algerian resistance, forced to extreme tactics because they are backed into a corner, are the Good Guys. On the other hand,  the French occupiers (and the director does not spare French civilians, who are complicit by their very presence)  are the Bad Guys.  Through the magic of the director’s story-telling, however, the audience is never allowed to imagine away the humanity of either side.  It is understood that these are people who have been pushed to behavioral extremes and ideological extremism by rapidly escalating sociopolitical disruption.  Each of the film’s primary characters has a sympathetic back-story. Their more violent actions – the shooting of a gendarme, a cafe bombing – carried out with no small amount of ambivalence and hesitation, are governed by the politics of desperation.  These tactics, while undesirable, are necessary. It is significant that these nuanced, complex portrayals of Arab men and women as three-dimensional human beings was not produced in Hollywood, where the Arab sheik, warrior and bellydancer figures were already ingrained Orientalist images by 1966.  

As Dr. Shaheen notes, much has happened in the world since 1979, but one-dimensional, flattened, monolithic Orientalist depictions of Arabs remain largely unchanged.  In the course of my research, I found no Hollywood film that featured a sympathetic Arab ideological extremist as a protagonist. No surprise there, but what was a bit of a shock was that I was also unable to find a single recent (last 30 years or so) Hollywood movie that  portrayed  the Jihadi as anything outside of crazed, brutal,  fanatical,  ruthless, cunning, bumbling, deceptive, (usually) ugly and evil.  Evidencing the classic  Catch-22 of troping, these often contradictory qualities (e.g., cunning AND bumbling – how?)  are allowed to exist within the same character.

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 Textbook example:  Jihadi Arab Bad Guy Salim Abu Aziz (played by stock Arab Bad Guy, er-uhm…Punjabi Art Malik, pictured above receiving his comically ironic come-uppance) in True Lies Aziz is the leader of the Crimson Jihad (sigh…), a terrorist organization so terror-y that all the other terror-y terrorist groups give it wide berth.  From his videotaped manifesto: “ You have murdered our women, and our children, and bombed our cities from afar, like cowards, and you dare to call us terrorists?”  It is worth noting here that the indisputable truth of this statement is undermined by the fact that the speaker is, bien sûr,  a foaming-at-the-mouth fanatic.  This often happens in Hollywood films featuring the Jihadi: any legitimate beef about this country’s appalling and deplorably inefficient military strikes and the  countless civilian casualties that have resulted from them is instantly undermined.   That dude with the unibrow and a bomb strapped to his chest said it. so, you know, hey, no critical analysis of that statement required.  The panic that Aziz’s character’s ruthlessness should inspire in the audience is also negated at key points throughout the film by his bungling: the man renowned for his effectiveness, the man whose code name is “The Sand Spider”,  is somehow also an unmitigated klutz.  As Shaheen notes, the Arab Bad Guy is typically endowed with one of two Achilles’ heels: lecherousness (if the Arab Bad Guy is the Oily Businessman or the Sneaky Sheik) or ineptitude (as Jihadis are usually portrayed as being too singularly-focused on blowing shit up to be distracted with sex). This doesn’t leave a lot of room for textured character development – and that is, of course, the point.  In one of the film’s more memorable scenes, protagonist Harry Trasker’s (Arnold Schwarzenegger)  wife Helen (Jaime Lee Curtis), from whom he has kept his life as a spy secret throughout their marriage, asks him if he’s ever killed anybody. He replies: “Yeah, but they were ALL bad.” So later, when Harry guns down scores of keffiyeh-wearing (?!)  Jihadis, the viewing audience is unmoved. After all, they were all bad.

 Shaheen maintains that the most egregiously racist illustration of the above sentiment occurred in 2000′s Rules of Engagement. In the film, Hayes Hodges (Tommy Lee Jones) a lawyer, is called upon to defend Colonel Terry Childers (Samuel L. Jackson), a fellow Vietnam vet and old friend, who issued a retaliatory fire order on a group of Arab civilians – including women and children – in the course of a “rescue” mission (removing Americans from the American embassy in Yemen).  The rest of the film is devoted to Hayes proving that Childers’ order was justified.  As Rules of Engagement plods along the people the Marines gunned down are shown in a humane light in one scene, as they lay dying in a hospital. Empathetic tension is introduced as the audience is given the opportunity to wonder if, perhaps, shooting them was excessive. Of course, at the film’s conclusion, we learn that even the children in the angry mob were armed,and that Childer’s acted well within the bounds of military protocol. Little ones, it seems, are not immune to Hollywood’s Jihadi troping.

  Even when portrayals of Arabs veer (slightly) away from single-dimension villainy, they are often brought back around to malevolent center by the end of a film. As Janet Maslin notes in her New York Times.com review of  The Siege:

Though the screenplay [...] is strenuously even-handed and even incorporates a nice-guy, Beirut-born sidekick for Hub (played ably by Tony Shalhoub), the film’s stark images of scheming Arab villains often speak louder than its diplomatic words. Bending over especially far backward, the film gives Ms. Bening’s tough cookie a complex relationship to the Arabs in her past, with lines like: ”My first boyfriend was Palestinian. You know, my father used to say they seduce you with their suffering.” When, late in the film, Arab-Americans are put in internment camps, there is the obligatory cry: ”What if it was black people? Huh? What if it was Italians? Puerto Ricans?” Well-intentioned words don’t change either the film’s visual demonizing of Arab characters or its way of titillating the audience with terrorist stunts.

  In the film, CIA operative/possible ethnicity fetishist Elise Kraft (Annette Bening) has a love affair with a handsome, perpetually-nervous Arab informant, Samir Nazhde (played by Sami Bouajila, below).

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Nazdhe’s jumpy because he’s been feeding intelligence regarding planned bombings and the locations and identities of various ”terror cells” to Kraft.  Protagonist Agent Anthony “Hub” Hubbard (played by Denzel Washington) doesn’t trust Nazdhe and warns the normally shrewd Kraft to keep her head on straight. Kraft ensures Hub that Nazhde can be somewhat trusted because, while he is an Arab, he is not an observant Muslim. Here, the film’s anti-Arab subthemes are shifted slightly to imply that it is Islam (a religion, and therefore a choice) and not Arabness per se that is always suspect. This theme, which is underscored by the presence of non-obtrusively faithful Agent Frank Haddad (played by Tony Shalhoub) is driven home when Nazdhe calmly informs the astonished Kraft while performing pre-prayer ablutions that not only is he about to pray,  he is also (dun dun DUNNNNN!) the terror cell the government’s been looking for.  The cunning Jihadi in sheep’s clothing then proceeds to kill his duped lover, and is only stopped from carrying out a massive suicide bombing by Hub. Rather than challenging stereotypes about Arabs, Muslims, and Islam, The Seige subtly and not-so-subtly underscores perceptions of Arabs under the auspices of presenting a “balanced” portrayal of its Arab characters. In this film there simply is no such thing as an Arab Good Guy – only active/potential Jihadis.

 

 The Skinhead: Angst-Ridden, Tortured, Misunderstood, Smokin’ Hawt

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[Romper Stomper's]  portrayal of a bunch of racist sociopaths wreaking havoc has a delirious energy that stirs the emotions. While enticing you to hate the gang [...] the film also gives you the vicarious thrill of being one of the gang. And in Russell Crowe, who plays the skinheads’ sinister leader, Hando, it has a leading man whose mixture of menace and animal magnetism suggests a post-punk answer to Marlon Brando in “The Wild One.” -From New York Times.com article “Review/Film; Of Skinheads High on Hate And Violence”

In the  post-Civil Rights present, open malicious anti-Semitism and racism are viewed by global mainstream society as socially unacceptable.  Neo-Nazism advocates and employs violence against Jewish people, people of color, LGBTQ people, and “race traitors.” So it’s not surprising that the even the fictional neo-Nazi Skinhead is a troubling and highly controversial figure. This could partially explain why there are so few American films with a Skinhead protagonist. It’s exceptionally difficult to construct a sympathetic character out of something so fundamentally repugnant by today’s social standards as a Skinhead.

At least, that’s what I thought. During my research I discovered that some celluloid Skinheads were admired, even revered, by ordinary mainstream audiences.  While searching for graphics for this piece, I found hundreds of sites with variations of this film still of Derek Vinyard (Ed Norton), the protagonist of 1998′s American History X.American History X 1

  They usually featured gushing commentary of how “hot” Derek (not Norton) was. One blog showed a photo of a shirtless Derek brandishing a gun in broad daylight on a suburban street. The caption: “Derek is One Bad Ass Motha Focka.” Huhn. The irony of employing the Black vernacular to describe admiration for  a White Supremacist left me momentarily stupefied, but when I recovered my senses, I was able to analyze the statement. Derek, a vicious (but young), racist (but buff), violent (but manly) sociopath may be viewed as a kind of twisted embodiment of White hypermasculinity. This review noted that “[a]dvertisements for the controversy magnet that is American History X seem to be selling Edward Norton’s buff physique, savage scowl and swastika tattoo in equal measure.” Before the audience learns what landed Derek in prison, the film shows Derek’s gang harassing a Korean storeowner and beating a group of Black men at basketball. Because White masculinity perceives Black (hyper)masculinity as a threat, particularly as it pertains to hip-hop and youth culture, Derek’s over-the-top masculine posturing can aslo be viewed as reinforcing the White status quo, a common theme in movies with Skinhead protagonists. In the film, Derek’s racist leanings, implanted by his father, are cemented when his dad is killed by a Black drug dealer. Derek, seduced by White Power rhetoric,  joins DOC, a neo-Nazi gang, and quickly takes on a leadership role.  It is significant that throughout the film, Derek is presented as a sympathetic character: from angst-filled rage to reformed contrition, the viewer is never allowed to forget that Derek’s circumstances informed his life decisions. He commits two vicious murders, goes to prison for two (?!) years, and is sent reeling down the path to redemption by a shockingly graphic prison rape.  There to help him along: his younger brother Danny’s (Edward Furlong) Black principal Dr. Sweeney (played by Avery Brooks) and Lamont (Guy Torry), a Black fellow inmate…who got six years…for dropping a TV set on a cop’s foot.  Though the film itself is gripping, and the performances all around are top notch, the positing of troubled Black/White relations as the cause of all this misery is unsettling: in one scene where Dr. Sweeney is enlisting Derek’s help to save Danny from following the same route, he confesses that he used to hate White people. (I’m sure this was intended to be a startling revelation and an affinity-building method, but assuming that Sweeney’s hatred of White people never led him to actually murder any, it’s not the neatest parallel to draw.)  Invoking the old  ”I used to be just like you/racism is a two-way street” meme, in light of the severity of Derek’s crimes, is insulting. However, it is also an important component of the film’s relentless message of Derek’s humanity and ultimate redeem-ability.

The salvation of the sexy Skinhead protagonist with the hard-luck back story seems to factor in heavily with regard to a character’s relatability.  In the Russian film Luna Park, (1992) protagonist Andrei (played by Andrei Goutine) is unbridled White Supremacist rage on big old muscley legs. This is, Janet Maslin notes in her review,  no accident:

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Mr. Lounguine is a tough, idiosyncratic film maker who makes very deliberate choices. In the role of Andrei, he has cast a muscular, blandly handsome bodybuilder with no acting experience (“a socialist realist fresco become flesh and blood,” the director has said of his character) and a bellicose air. The film cares less about Andrei’s private thoughts, which often seem anguished and impenetrable, than about the forces that have produced him.

 While one could argue that any inner process that isn’t told from the first person in film is difficult to articulate without resorting to soliloquy, Maslin’s observation is spot-on. When it comes to Andrei,  Lounguine would rather show us than tell us. So torn up with some barely identified  (Poverty? Unemployment? Excessive testosterone?) angst that he cannot bear to be sober or alone for very long, Andrei spends most of the first half of the film with his boys, drunk, shirtless and shouting, spewing insults that would give a seasoned sailor pause, and generally being scary. This comedy-drama’s central conflict emerges when a fellow skinhead drunkenly reveals to Andrei that his father, who he had been told was a dead “Aryan war hero,” is actually a man named Naoum (Oleg Borisov). an alive-and-well Jewish musician in Moscow. Andrei then tracks Naoum down to kill him, which he almost does via a minor heart attack when Andrei reveals who he is to Naoum. Of course, as Andrei gets to know his father, he experiences the Skinhead moment of clarity and remorse that leads him directly into a confrontation with his gang (that seems to happen a lot in these movies…);  he ultimately chooses Naoum.  Who he, you know, initially came to Moscow to  stab kill murder visit. Sigh.

Being a handsome, well-muscled and tattooed Skinhead appears to cover a multitude of sins. In the Australian film Romper Stomper (1992),when Skinhead gang leader Hando (played  by Russell Crowe) isn’t bashing someone’s head in, he’s radiating tightly-coiled shirtless menace. (I will note here that Ed Norton seems may have taken a lot of his inspiration for his rendering of Derek from Crowe’s Hando; the similarities are too numerous to be accidental.) The film takes an inordinate amount of pleasure in showcasing the violent rage perpertrated by Hando and his gang, periodically intersplicing it with sex, and allowing the viewing audience to interpret the film from the standpoint of its brutal main characters. While there is no proper redemption at the film’s end for any of its main characters, the figure of Hando stands out unsettlingly not as a sympathetic figure, but as an aspirational one.

 As ludicrous as Hando may be, in Mr. Crowe’s portrayal he exudes an antiheroic charisma that could persuade more forgiving audience members to take him as a role model, a sexy rebel with the wrong cause.

 Apparently, the Skinhead is sooooooo hawt that the viewer has to remind themselves that, underneath all that sweaty sexy super-masculine RAWRness,  he’s a vile, repellent and  murderous fucking human being.  Huhn. When’s the last time you read a similar caution in a movie with Jihadis? Right. And you’re never gonna, either.  Unlike the Jihadi, the Skinhead’s ideological extremism allows the racist social hegemonic structure to remain intact. Could explain why our military actively recruits ‘em.Whereas a Jihadi is always a loose cannon, a Skinhead is allowed to be a loaded pistol with the safety on.

 

Final Thoughts

 After 9/11, there was a noticeable drop-off in Hollywood of films depicting Arab/Muslim terrorists. There was also a  coinciding sharp increase in the number of reported hate crimes and incidents of racial-profiling and general harassment of both Muslims and  individuals of Middle Eastern, South Asian, and Iranian descent. While researching for this post, I encountered a number of blogs that complained – complained! – about the disappearance of the Jihadi from popular cinema.  Mind you, the Jihadi was only gone from 2002-2007, and returned with a vengeance in that Islamophobic Orientalist schlockfest The Kingdom (2007).(If you can stand to stomach it, read the gushing NYTimes.com review here. ) It’s worth noting that during the Jihadi-free cinematic lull, films that offered realistic, three-dimensional portrayals of Arab and Muslim characters were also absent. The U.S. military occupation of countries throughout the Middle East, the immediate cause of so much death and despair, is rarely portrayed in film as anything but fundamentally benign by Hollywood. In the absence of Arab Bad Guys in movies, television shows like 24 helped American viewing audiences fill their Jihadi voids weekly.  With regard to depictions of Arabs and Muslims, it’s obvious that Hollywood couldn’t say something nice, so it chose not to say anything at all.  In light of the very real damage that these false, negative and conflated stereotypes of Arabs, Muslims and Middle Easterners do to these groups in real life, Hollywood’s silence is disturbingly eloquent.

 (Photos courtesy of NYTIMES.com, unrealitymag.com, IMDB.com, e-Cahiers du Cinema.com, Empire Online.com Middle East Americas.com and Allez Savoir.com)

*The term “jihadi” or “jihadist”, like ”Mohammedean” and “Shi’ite”,  appears to be  an erroneous term created by mainstream  (non-Arabic speaking) media to refer to a mujahid, the proper word for an individual who engages in jihad  (plural: mujahideen). The word “jihadi/jihadist” is often used within the media to describe mujahideen, a word that is more clearly associated in Western media specifically with Afghanistan.  It must also be noted that the notion of jihad has been deliberately twisted to equate it with extremism and violence by Western media.

Sexing up the Pine Sol Lady…for comic effect.

July 30, 2009
Really? REALLY really?

Really? REALLY really?

 

::: stares :::

::: deep, set-upon sigh:::

Sweet, minty Jayzus.

Y’all, I know I say it all the time.  But I attract internet fuckery like a black shirt in July attracts heat: it burns, I sweat, and nobody’s happy. (Hat-tip to Jameelah for passing this on.) There are far too many things to unpackage with these ads, which are actually spoofs, and from a purely spoofy*  standpoint I guess conceptually they work…as much as ANY ad for a product with a Noveau Mammy  figure can “work.”   It amuses/depresses me that some  consumers still eat this  up and ask for seconds. Already, the reception to these ads has been tremendous. After all, who doesn’t LOOOOOOOVE the Pine Sol Lady? “It’s Pine Sol, baby!” Good grief. 

Mammy aside for just a moment though, I think Diane Amos looks beautiful in these ads.  But therein lies the rub. These ads are not designed to be taken seriously.  These ads are designed to be appreciated because of their absurdity. What they’re doing is essentially inviting you to laugh behind your hand at what everyone knows is a grotesque inversion of desirability, femininity, and beauty.   Why does this feel…familiar?

"Aww, look! That pig thinks she's PEOPLE! Isn't that HILARIOUS?" (No, bitch. It's not.)

"Aww, look! That pig thinks she's PEOPLE! Isn't that HILARIOUS?" (No. It's not.)

 Ohhhh.  Yeah. That.  Huhn. o_O

 As someone who laughs at everything and who a friend teasingly calls “The Giggle Box,” please let me be the first to tell ya that this kinda isn’t funny.  Beyond the immediate spoof context, it’s EXTRA not funny. It’s not funny that a talented actress is reduced to pushing toxic floor cleaner because that’s what a sexist, racist, and sizeist world has decided is her niche.  It’s not funny that the people who love the Pine Sol Lady never ask themselves just why they do. It’s not funny that every time it feels like this world is getting a little better, I’m reminded that while its steps towards change are incremental, its lapses back into misery and evil are often monumental.  I know that this is just an ad. But you know what? It’s NOT just an ad.  And I’m not fucking laughing.

TOO through.

  *Aaaaand cue my inner critic: ” ‘Spoofy,’ Fiqah?  Wasn’t Smurfy enough? MUST you mangle English with your *air quotes* ‘wordsmithing’?”   Someone pleeeeeeeeeease tell me I’m clever and shut this bitch** the hell up.

** I know. I’m using the word “bitch” a lot today. If the world wasn’t so chock fucking full of weak-ass, simple-ass, sorry-ass, triflin’-ass  bitchy-ass bitches, then maybe a bitch could use another word to refer to them bitches!  Sorry. My bad.


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