Lord Have Mercy Jayzus: “Hymen-Ated”
[January 20, 2009: My local Harlem PathMark supermarket. A man and woman are exiting as I'm entering.]
WOMAN: …yeah, so the e-mail came back right after I had sent it!
MAN: Oh, yeah, I hate that. That happens sometimes. What was wrong with it?
WOMAN: Well, it turned out that it had came back because her e-mail was hymen-ated, and I had, you know, left the hymen out.
:::thud as my lifeless body hits the sidewalk:::
Tags: Fhat the wuck, Strange things are afoot at the grocery store, Taking off my earrings...
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